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[Highschool Bathroom Simulator]

If you throw random junk inside the toilets you deserve to have your public restroom privileges taken away for a week.

[Kill Boe]

fuck you boe

[Shake Art DELUXE]

I guess you could say the drawing's unstable?

[eet burga]

Alright, I just want to preface this by saying that I had no nostalgic connections to eet burga. When I was a little kid I've always played these mindless video games like Mario or Minecraft. I've never game video games like this a chance because "Oh videogames don't need to be THAT deep."

After constantly hearing about everybody and their pet hamster talk about this game, I thought that I should just give the game a try. After all, if nobody shuts up about it, the game must be good. Right?

God.. My god was this game just more than fantastic. Eet burga is a revolutionary dungeon crawler that sets a new standard for this era of gaming. No game, not even the Earthbound/Mother series tops this.

The story of this game takes place in 2025. You're a college dropout who has been making some pretty bad decisions as of late. Instead of doing your work, caring for your girlfriend, and doing pretty much anything productive, you just sat around playing video games and eating junk food all day. You're about to be evicted pretty much for being a loser. To take your mind off this, you decided to walk around town, and you've noticed something amazing. It's an obscure fast food joint that you use to eat when you were a kid. It had your favorite food growing up, but that building has been shut down a while ago.

During the game, you run around the place. You'd think that it was just your average rogue-like game where you kill enemies, buy weapons, and find loot. But this game was much more than that. You could actually talk and connect with people, you can make important decisions that can affect your approx. 2 hours run. Mechanics like this makes dying in the game much more serious than just dying in Spelunky or Nuclear Throne.

!SPOILER WARNING!
Every ending of the game is different, but my ending was just fantastic. The scene with the player having a taste of your childhood food one last time was the most inspiring I have seen in video game history. I won't spoil the game, but I really need you to buy this game. For the $10 price tag, I think it's more than perfect.

7/10 too much water but a little something for everyone.

[Pico's Sç̕h͊͜ọ̊ő̥l̨̉]

Great ad for ruffle. I'm supporting it!

[balls]

Everyday is never ending agony

Ant responds:

YAY

[Patty Rickerson Eternal: Kill the Homework (Remastered)]

honestly it's what the original should have been

Ant responds:

I completely agree

[Patty Rickerson Eternal: Kill the Homework]

Ah hell nah, I know pat rick didnt say the A word

Ant responds:

uh oh

[Riddle School 3]

Finishing an entire school day is faster than beating this game.

[How to follow me on newgrounds]

This tutorial really meant a lot to me in life. After playing it, I became a master follower. I defeated multiple criminals, I became a great football player, I got a wife with 5 kids, and made over 4,000,000,000 in the past years. I truly cannot thank you enough for this tutorial.